Riddle me This

Q) how do you get your husband to hang pictures {that you have been asking him to hang since you moved into your new house}?

you offer to do the loads of dishes he has let pile up for a week
{see in our house if you cook you don't clean. but jonas generally leaves the dishes for so long i either break and do them or scheme to get other things done}

so, while me and my fuzzy socks first did the dishes and then lounged about, jonas hung the pictures. {he may have even danced and sung Pink to me - but don't tell}

me and jib also flung around his piggy.
and when he was done, jonas and jib did this. whatever this is.

A) scheming works